I would just like to take a second and appreciate all the awesome and endless possibilities there are in fashion... Amen. Now I want to get down to the funk that is all black. Black is elegance. Black is sexy. Black is beautiful. Black is mysterious. But best of all, Black says, "fuck you." So I would like to present three outfits I wish I could afford in all black. I hope you enjoy yourselves and don't fall as deeply in love as I have. Now all of my paychecks are doomed to pay for these items that will belong to my closet at some point in my life.